This morning a nice lady arranged by Social Services came and was there while, unaided, I got into my bath. She then, apparently, broke the law by giving me a very gentle back wash. Everything else my son did for me.
I've just had a phone call from Social Services telling me that I am not allowed to have a bath if Social Services are involved in it. Bed bath, yes. Proper bath, no.
I chose my bath, and promised that Social Services shall have nothing to do with it.
How can Social Services give a service under these regulations? Is it Brussels?